one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
Fun fact, guys: that thing Alex is doing with his tippy toes and butt and head and all that? THAT’S SCIENCE.
I’ve always been a bit impressed by his little balancing act, because I know for a fact that I cannot do that. Today, I yanked out some dusty old physics notes and tried to figure…
I am actually studying the center of gravity for physics rn and this helped loads
John’s just gonna be like:
"FUCK YOU, SHERLOCK! I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD. I HAVE FINALLY MOVED ON AND YOU JUST SHOW UP LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL. YOU THINK I WANT TO RUN AROUND WITH THE THRILL OF THE CHASE IN MY VEINS, WELL GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE, that’s exactly what i want, let me just grab my coat.”